Today, my girlfriend, who never initiates sex, pulled me into my room and onto my bed with kisses and other seductive behavior.As I'm thinking about how awesome it is that's she's doing this for once, she reaches down, grabs my underwear, and gives me the worst wedgie I've ever received.FML.
Today, my girlfriend threw me on the couch as I walked in the door.I butt dialed my mom in the process.My girlfriend took off my pants and we got to business.After about 30 seconds of hearing what was going on, my mom thought something was wrong and called the cops to my apartment.FML.
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